Pregnant Blonde .. groan ......

[Tumbleweed Gordie]

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running
up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she
was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and
I starting jumping up and down along with her.


She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me
why you're so happy..' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily
from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I
couldn't be happier for you!'


Then she said, 'There's more' . I asked, What do you mean there's
more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going
to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.....



(You're going to love this!)




"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!

[Ima Darlin']

HaHah!